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One day 3 blondes walked into a barber shop they each had portable C.D. players with headphones.
The first blonde came in a sat down and the barber said,"
will you please take off your headphones"
The blonde replied "
no I can't"
and before the barber could say anything she walked out of the shop.
The second blonde came in and sat down. The barber said the same thing,"
will you please take off your headphones"
and like the frist see said no and walk out. Now the barber was very confused and was losing money. So he decided that he would just try to cut around the next blonde's headphones.
So when the third blonde walked in he didn't ask for her to take off her headphones and just started cuting. He was almost done when he accidenly knock off her headphones. I a few secounds she droped down died. The barber was shocked he slowly bent and picked up the headphones and comming from them it said... Breath in... breath more...

One day 3 blondes walked into a barber shop. They all had portable C.D. players with headphones.
The first blonde walked in and sat down. The barber said,"
will you please take off your headphones."
The blonde replied "
No"
and before the barber could say anything the blonde walked out of the shop.
The next blonde walked in and the barber said the same thing, "
Will you please take off your head phones"
The blonde said,"
No"
and she walked out as well.
The barber was now confused and was losing buisness. So he decided that when the last bloned walked in he would try and cut around the headphones.
So the last blonde walked in and the barber didn't even ask for her to take off her headphones. He just began to cut her hair.
He was almost done when he acedently knock her head phones off her head and they fell to the floor. In a few secounds the blonde droped and died.
Shocked the barber more...

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.She hears: "Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out."

This blond goes in to a salon to get her hair cut. She's wearing a pair of headphones, and the stylist says that he can't cut her hair with the headphones on.
She replies "No, you have to cut around the headphones, I can't take them off".
They argue about this for a few minutes, he finally agrees to cut her hair around the headphones, but he will have to charge her extra. She says, "That's ok, go ahead and cut it".
So he cuts her hair, and although it looks strange because of the headphones, she's happy with it. So a few weeks later she comes in again.
Again she wants her hair cut around the headphones. He says, "No way, not
this time, this time I'm taking the headphones off".
So he takes off the headphones and throws them on the floor. He starts cutting her hair, and a few minutes later, she falls out of the chair to the floor, dead.
He wonders what in the world is happening, so he picks up the headphones and puts them more...

A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

one day there was a blonde that would never let go of her cd player and she never toke her headphones off. but one day, she went to a barber shop to get her hair cut shorter.when she got to the barber shop, the lady told her to sit down and told her to wait at least 20 minutes because she had to finish with another customer. after 20 minutes it was her turn, so the lady asked her what kind of hair style she wanted and she said,"
a little trim will do the trick!"
but the lady asked her to take her headphones off butt the blond said no. so the barber waited until she fell asleep then she could tke the headphones off and trim her hair. when she took her headphones off, she fell out of her chair and the blond didnt even twitch a single inch. the barber was started to get worried and she called the paramedics. whe the paramedics arrived, they said that she was dead."
how?"
the barber asked. the paramedics held the earphones to his ears and the the cd more...

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.
the stylist replied "no" so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok".
after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out"