Heist Jokes

A brunette and a blonde decided they were going to pull of a bank heist. They quickly devised a plan and put that plan into action.
The brunette drove up to the front of the bank they were going to rob. Turning to the blonde, she asked, "Now, are you sure you remember the plan?" Sighing, the blonde replied, "Duh! Of course I remember!" They went over the plan one more time, then the blonde got out of the car to do her part.
Before she had a chance to shut the car door, the brunette yelled out to her, "Remember, be sure to be in and out in no more than five minutes!"
The blonde then entered the bank and the brunette remained in the car and waited... and waited... and waited.
Finally, the blonde came bursting out of the bank's doors, the alarm blaring loud enough to wake up the dead. Behind her she was lugging the bank safe by a rope that was tied around it. A security guard came running out of the bank, pants down around his ankles, more...