Helen Jokes / Recent Jokes

Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped it.

Today is the anniversary of the day Helen Keller learned to spell water. Today, most schoolkids can't spell it.

Q. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
A. She screamed her hands off.

Question: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only 1 hand?
Answer: So she can moan with the other.

Question: Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Answer: Because her dog was blind too!