Hellen Jokes

How did Hellen Keller's mother punish her???
rearranging her furniture.

How does Hellen Kellers maid punish her?
She leaves the plunger in the toilet!!!

Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?
Because she uses the other to moan.

Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate? Because she uses the other to moan.

Why does Hellen Keller wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.