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If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part II?

The fourth-grade class was studying the development of the auto industry. The teacher had emphasized the role played
by Henry Ford, whose assembly lines decreased production costs.At the end of the unit, she gave a test including the question: "What did Henry Ford invent that made buying a car more affordable?"One of the students wrote: "0% financing."

Henry was helping his son fly a kite in the back yard, but was having trouble getting it to stay up. His wife stood watching them from the porch. Henry had just run the entire length of the yard, trying to pull the kite into the air, only to have it thrash about uncertainly and plummet to the ground.
"Henry," said the wife, "you need more tail."
"I wish you'd make up your mind," said Henry, panting heavily. "Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"

A judge has moved Travis Henry's cocaine-trafficking trial to Montana. It's believed to be the first time the words'Montana' and'traffic' have been used in the same sentence.

Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?
A: Scratching at the lid of his coffin of course!!!

Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?, "Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now? A: Scratching at the lid of his coffin of course!!!

It was a sweltering August day when the Greenberg brothers entered the posh Dearborn, Michigan offices of the notoriously anti-Semitic car-maker, Henry Ford.
"Mr. Ford," announced Hyman Greenberg, the eldest of the three, "we have a remarkable invention that will revolutionize the automobile industry."
Ford looked skeptical, but their threats to offer it to the competition kept his interest piqued. "We would like to demonstrate it to you in person." After a little cajoling, they brought Mr. Ford outside and asked him to enter a black car that was parked in front of the building.
Norman Greenberg, the middle brother, opened the door of the car. "Please step inside Mr. Ford."
"What?" shouted the tycoon, "are you crazy? It must be two hundred degrees in that car!"
"It is," smiled the youngest brother, Max, "but sit down, Mr. Ford, and push the white button."
Intrigued, Ford pushed the more...