Herbie Jokes

Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah)
Hal Jalikakick (How'd ya like a kick)
Hammond Eggs (Ham and Eggs)
Hank E. Panky (Hanky Panky)
Harmon Ikka (Harmonica)
Harris Mint (Harassment)
Harrison Fire (Hair is on Fire)
Harry Balzac (Hairy Ball Sack)
Harry Weiner (Hairy Wiener)
Hayden Seek (Hide & Seek)
Haywood Jablowme (Hey, Would You Blow Me?)
Haywood Jashootmee (Hey Would You Shoot Me?)
Hein Noon (High Noon)
Helen Back (Hell and Back)
Helena Hanbaskett (Hell In A Hand Basket)
Henador Titzhoff (He Gnawed Her Tits Off)
Herbie Hind (Her Behind)
Herb E. Side (Herbiside)
Herbie Voor (Herbivore)
Holden Mcgroin (Holding My Groin)
Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn)
Holly Wood (Hollywood)
Homan Provement (Home Improvent)
Homer Sexual (Homosexual)
Howard I. No (How Would I Know?)
Howe D. Pardner (Howdy Partner)
Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo?)
Huang Annsaw (Wrong Answer)
Hugh Beeotch more...

Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told him that the next day was a very special one. If he prayed extra hard, he'd be able to see when he woke up in the morning.
The next morning she came into Herbie's room to make sure he'd prayed hard the night before.
'Well then, open your eyes and you'll know that your prayers have been answered.'
Little Herbie opened his eyes, only to cry out, 'Mother! Mother! I still can't see!'
'I know, dear,' said his mother. 'April Fool!'

Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told him that the next day was a very special one. If he prayed extra hard, he'd be able to see when he woke up in the morning.The next morning she came into Herbie's room to make sure he'd prayed hard the night before.'Well then, open your eyes and you'll know that your prayers have been answered.'Little Herbie opened his eyes, only to cry out, 'Mother! Mother! I still can't see!''I know, dear,' said his mother. 'April Fool!'

Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told him that the next day was a very special one. If he prayed extra hard, he'd be able to see when he woke up in the morning. The next morning she came into Herbie's room to make sure he'd prayed hard the night before.'Well then, open your eyes and you'll know that your prayers have been answered.'Little Herbie opened his eyes, only to cry out,' Mother! Mother! I still can't see!''I know, dear,' said his mother.' April Fool!'