Heta Jokes

There is a sinhala letter' gna' as pronounce in' Kompagna Veediya'. No match in English and try to pronounce' gna' as you pronounce the sinhalese letter in the eary school days.
Banada was a very innocent policeman and because of his character he was always assigned to do the road patrol duties in the night shift arround the Pettah vegetable market. He always feel sleepy as there is no activity in the market in his duty hours.
One day early morning he saw a bicycle approching him with few boxes in the back and he thought of stopping this man at least to keep his mood.
Navathapan. Umba koheda yanne me ude pandara?
Sir. Mama elovolu tikak geniyanava.
Boru kiyanna epa Banda ralahamita. Mata umba visvasa neha.
Kiyapan umbe nama.
Mage nama' Pagnasena'
Banda took his patrol duty book and trying to write the name. Tried many times but not that easy for him.
Umbata vena namak nedda.
Ne ralahami.
Hari Adata palayan. heta ehema enna more...

President Preamada takes his early morning walk on the
Galle Face Green everyday and The Chariman Building
Corp Ajantha walk the Opposite direction and when they
see each other, Ajantha waves at the Prez and says
'Mama Heta'. This happend a few times and the Prez
was wondering "what the Hell does he mean by "Mama Heta"
and the Curious Prez asked one of his adviser what
is the meaning of Ajantha's wave and "mama Heta" mean.
The reluctant advisor told the Prez "Sir, It means
"Hema Mata". After that Prez never walked in the Morning.
Stayed home with Lady Hema.