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    Knock Knock Who's there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! Knock Knock Who's there? Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron on the side of caution! Knock Knock Who's there? Acid! Acid who? Acid down and be quiet! Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch! Knock Knock Who's there? Adam! Adam who? Adam if I do and adam if I don't!

    HOW THE AMERICANS WITH DISABILITIES ACT STOLE CHRISTMAS
    by Paul Edwards
    ' Twas a while before Christmas when Santa Claus said,
    "Now the ADA's passed, I've a pain in my head.
    It used to be easy to hire the elves
    Who made all the toys and who stocked all the shelves.
    Then the time came when the Congress did say
    That I had to be careful about who I pay.
    So I went and got Rudolph to pilot my sleigh.
    He was racially different, so that was okay.
    I used to hire men elves but that had to stop.
    I had to let women elves into the shop.
    Then Buddhists and Muslims and Croats and Jews
    Became part of the mix from which I had to choose.
    And just when it seemed I had got used to all
    Then the ADA passed and it changed every call.
    Before I was forced to hire folks from all nations
    But now I am told to make accommodations!
    Who understands all that the new law demands?
    You must hire consultants! Put more...

    ADA: A Dumb Arrangement
    ADA: A Dumb Acronym
    ADA: A Dumb Annoyance

    BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders
    BASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical Code
    BASIC: Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite Confusion

    C: Crud
    C: Confusing

    COBOL: Completly Outdated, Badly Overused Language
    COBOL: Completly Overused, Badly Outdated Language
    COBOL: Cowards Only Buy Outdated Languages
    COBOL: Cowards Only Build Outdated Languages
    COBOL: Crap Operated By Obsessed lunatics
    COBOL: Crap Often Bothers Our Lethargy
    COBOL: Crap Ostracized By Our Loathing
    COBOL: Compiles Only Because Of Luck
    COBOL: Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized Language
    COBOL: Coded Only By Obsessed Lunatics

    FORTRAN: Files Only Run Through Right At Never-neverland

    LISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid Parentheses
    LISP: Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses

    PASCAL: Programmers Against more...

    There is a sinhala letter' gna' as pronounce in' Kompagna Veediya'. No match in English and try to pronounce' gna' as you pronounce the sinhalese letter in the eary school days.
    Banada was a very innocent policeman and because of his character he was always assigned to do the road patrol duties in the night shift arround the Pettah vegetable market. He always feel sleepy as there is no activity in the market in his duty hours.
    One day early morning he saw a bicycle approching him with few boxes in the back and he thought of stopping this man at least to keep his mood.
    Navathapan. Umba koheda yanne me ude pandara?
    Sir. Mama elovolu tikak geniyanava.
    Boru kiyanna epa Banda ralahamita. Mata umba visvasa neha.
    Kiyapan umbe nama.
    Mage nama' Pagnasena'
    Banda took his patrol duty book and trying to write the name. Tried many times but not that easy for him.
    Umbata vena namak nedda.
    Ne ralahami.
    Hari Adata palayan. heta ehema enna more...

    Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead ofa ticket. So, he asks the man his name." Fred," he replies." Fred what?" the officer asks." Just Fred," the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that heused to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born FredDingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all thetime. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When Igot older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went throughcollege, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD." more...

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