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    Programming language acronyms

    ADA: A Dumb Arrangement
    ADA: A Dumb Acronym
    ADA: A Dumb Annoyance
    BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders
    BASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical Code
    BASIC: Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite Confusion
    C: Crud
    C: Confusing
    COBOL: Completly Outdated, Badly Overused Language
    COBOL: Completly Overused, Badly Outdated Language
    COBOL: Cowards Only Buy Outdated Languages
    COBOL: Cowards Only Build Outdated Languages
    COBOL: Crap Operated By Obsessed lunatics
    COBOL: Crap Often Bothers Our Lethargy
    COBOL: Crap Ostracized By Our Loathing
    COBOL: Compiles Only Because Of Luck
    COBOL: Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized Language
    COBOL: Coded Only By Obsessed Lunatics
    FORTRAN: Files Only Run Through Right At Never-neverland
    LISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid Parentheses
    LISP: Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses
    PASCAL: Programmers Against Structured Code And Language

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    Programming language acronyms

    ADA: A Dumb Arrangement
    ADA: A Dumb Acronym
    ADA: A Dumb Annoyance

    BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders
    BASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical Code
    BASIC: Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite Confusion

    C: Crud
    C: Confusing

    COBOL: Completly Outdated, Badly Overused Language
    COBOL: Completly Overused, Badly Outdated Language
    COBOL: Cowards Only Buy Outdated Languages
    COBOL: Cowards Only Build Outdated Languages
    COBOL: Crap Operated By Obsessed lunatics
    COBOL: Crap Often Bothers Our Lethargy
    COBOL: Crap Ostracized By Our Loathing
    COBOL: Compiles Only Because Of Luck
    COBOL: Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized Language
    COBOL: Coded Only By Obsessed Lunatics

    FORTRAN: Files Only Run Through Right At Never-neverland

    LISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid Parentheses
    LISP: Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses

    PASCAL: Programmers Against more...

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    Programming Language Acronyms

    ADA: A Dumb Arrangement
    ADA: A Dumb Acronym
    ADA: A Dumb Annoyance

    BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders
    BASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical Code
    BASIC: Beginner’s Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite Confusion

    C: Crud
    C: Confusing

    COBOL: Completly Outdated, Badly Overused Language
    COBOL: Completly Overused, Badly Outdated Language
    COBOL: Cowards Only Buy Outdated Languages
    COBOL: Cowards Only Build Outdated Languages
    COBOL: Crap Operated By Obsessed lunatics
    COBOL: Crap Often Bothers Our Lethargy
    COBOL: Crap Ostracized By Our Loathing
    COBOL: Compiles Only Because Of Luck
    COBOL: Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized Language
    COBOL: Coded Only By Obsessed Lunatics

    FORTRAN: Files Only Run Through Right At Never-neverland

    LISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid Parentheses
    LISP: Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses

    PASCAL: Programmers more...

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    Programming language acronyms

    ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic CodersBASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical CodeBASIC: Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite ConfusionC: CrudC: ConfusingCOBOL: Completly Outdated, Badly Overused LanguageCOBOL: Completly Overused, Badly Outdated LanguageCOBOL: Cowards Only Buy Outdated Languages COBOL: Cowards Only Build Outdated LanguagesCOBOL: Crap Operated By Obsessed lunaticsCOBOL: Crap Often Bothers Our LethargyCOBOL: Crap Ostracized By Our LoathingCOBOL: Compiles Only Because Of LuckCOBOL: Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized LanguageCOBOL: Coded Only By Obsessed LunaticsFORTRAN: Files Only Run Through Right At Never-neverlandLISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid ParenthesesLISP: Lots of Irritating Superfluous ParenthesesPASCAL: Programmers Against Structured Code And Language

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    Programming language acronymsADA: A Dumb Arrangement
    ADA: A Dumb Acronym
    ADA: A Dumb Annoyance

    BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders
    BASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical Code
    BASIC: Beginner`s Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite Confusion

    C: Crud
    C: Confusing

    COBOL: Completly Outdated, Badly Overused Language
    COBOL: Completly Overused, Badly Outdated Language
    COBOL: Cowards Only Buy Outdated Languages
    COBOL: Cowards Only Build Outdated Languages
    COBOL: Crap Operated By Obsessed lunatics
    COBOL: Crap Often Bothers Our Lethargy
    COBOL: Crap Ostracized By Our Loathing
    COBOL: Compiles Only Because Of Luck
    COBOL: Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized Language
    COBOL: Coded Only By Obsessed Lunatics

    FORTRAN: Files Only Run Through Right At Never-neverland

    LISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid Parentheses
    LISP: Lots of Irritating Superfluous more...

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