Aaron Jokes

Knock Knock Who's there! Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron the barber's floor!

Knock Knock Who's there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! Knock Knock Who's there? Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron on the side of caution! Knock Knock Who's there? Acid! Acid who? Acid down and be quiet! Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch! Knock Knock Who's there? Adam! Adam who? Adam if I do and adam if I don't!

A guy (we'll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet in some woman's home.
As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette.
Aaron looked around and discovered that his cigarettes were missing.
He did, however, notice a bump in the carpet and figured that he had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there.
Aaron decided rather than to take up the carpet, he would get a hammer and pound it into the ground so no one would know.
When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done.
"Aaron, The carpet looks wonderful!" she exclaimed. "Here are your cigarettes; I found them in the kitchen. Oh yes, by the way, have you seen my cellphone?"

Knock KnockWhos there! Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron the barbers floor!

During a long rain delay, the baseball announcer filled in some time by sharing some baseball trivia with his color man.

Know who hit the most home runs between 1955 and 1975? I'll tell you -- Hank Aaron.

Know who hit the most RBIs between 1955 and 1975? Hank Aaron.

And who got hit on the chin with the most balls between 1955 and 1975?"

"Hank Aaron?" ventured the color commentator.

"Nope," said the announcer. "Liberace."