Hick Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen!
Q: What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
A: The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
Q: How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married?
A: There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
A: They want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Q: What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
A: A documentary.
Q: What do they call it in Kentucky?
A: "Life Styles of the Rich and more...
A traveller was driving through Arkansas when he lost his way and got off the main highway.
As he drove by, he saw rows and rows of pigsties and pigpens and pigs running in fields and pigs wallowing in mud. Suddenly, his eye caught something really strange. He did a double take, muttered to himself and then looked a third time. He wondered if he had seen correctly - it looked like a pig with a wooden leg!
He found the lane to the farm and drove up into the farmyard, where he was met by the farmer. "Excuse me," the traveller said. "I was just driving by and looking at all your pigs, and I noticed something that I just had to stop and ask about. Tell me, did I see right? Is there really a pig out there with a wooden leg?"
The farmer smiled. "Oh, that would be old Caesar you saw. He's the finest pig a man could ever hope to have - and smart! Well, let me tell you a little about that pig. You see that barge down there on the river? more...
In 1890, a stagecoach bounced down a rutted road, heading for Dallas. In the coach were a Texan, a busty lady and a greenhorn from the East. The greenhorn kept eyeing the lady. Finally he leaned forward and said,' Lady, I'll give you ten dollars for a blowjob.'
The Texan looked appalled, pulled out his pistol, and shot the greenhorn between the running lights. The lady gasped and said,' Thank you, sir, for defending my honor!'
The Texan holstered his gun and said,' Your honor, hell! Just trying to keep down inflation. Around here, a blowjob goes for two dollars.'
There was a clerk in a small town general store in the South. One day, a tall man entered the store and began filling a shopping cart with items.
This man was so distinctive in that he could have been the official spokesperson for Quaker Oats. He was dressed in black, very tall and had that hat just like the Quaker Oats guy wears.
Well, the clerk had never seen a Quaker before, let alone talked to one. When the man reached the counter with his selections the clerk could hardly contain himself. "Are you a Quaker"? he asked as he was trying to ring up the merchandise.
"Yes," the tall man said with a little edge in his voice.
"No joke?" asked the clerk, "You're really a real Quaker?"
The man, looking a little more perturbed, said, "Yes, I am a real Quaker."
"Wow!" the young clerk said, "I never seen a real Quaker before. Would you say something in Quaker talk more...