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1. Coca-cola was originally green.
2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
3. Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2)poodle; 3)golden retriever.
4. Dumbest dog: Afghan
5. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
6. Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
7. Chances that an American lives within 50 miles of where they grew up: 1 in 2
8. Amount American Airlines saved in '87 by taking out 1 olive from each salad served in first class: $40,000
9. City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong
10. State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
11. Chances of a white Christmas in New York: 1 in 4
12. Portion of US annual rainfall that falls in April: 1/12
13. Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
14. Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
15. Estimated % of American adults who go on diet each year: 44%
16. Barbie's measurements if she more...

Fun thing to do in an elevator... On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

Q: Whats the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!

The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts. Charles Darwin

Once A Trio Of An American, Chinese And Indian Was On A Plane. They All Placed Bet That Who Can Find That Are They In Their
Country Or Not. So The American Draws Out His Hand Through The Door And Searched The Clouds He Touched The Highest Sky
Skraper Of New York. Then He Confirmes That He Is In America. Then Chinese Does The Same Thing And Touches The Great Wall
Of China And Then He Confirmes That He Is In China. Then The Indian Searches The Clouds And Then Withdraws His Hands And
Says That He Is In India. The American And The Chinese Asks How Do U Know That? The Indian Says When I Was Searching The
Clouds My Watch Was Stolen