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An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the
senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed
by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked
"How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?"
The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window.
"Can you see the river?"
"Yes"
"Can you see the bridge over it?"
"Of course", said the minister.
"10 percent", said the senator smugly.

Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian
minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his
house, the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had
built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc.
"How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in RS?', he asked.
The minister called him to the window.
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The following is the list of some new viruses going round in India.
Better beware of them.

P. V. Narasimha Rao Virus:
First of all, this virus reduces the CPU speed to 66Hz. Before
executing any instruction, it deleberates over it a number of times
and finally does nothing.

V. P. Singh Virus:
This virus reserves a quota for each instruction, and executes them
only according to the quota. Needless to say, the least used
instructions have a higher quota than the more used instructions.
This virus is also known as social justice virus.

Sukh Ram Virus:
This virus first swallows 10% of the bits in each instruction and
then executes them.

Maneka Gandhi Virus:
This is a green virus. It executes only those programmes that were
written by vegetarians or animals.

L. K. Advani Virus:
This virus pops up every now and then, and the only way you can
continue working is by more...

When the Indians were being delivered their new fleet of fighter jets, an instructor espically came from Russia to explain the Indidan Air Force & Army the simplictiy of the operation of the planes (from Russia because India buys their planes from Russia).
So when the first plane was delivered, the instructor told the Indian Army " this has 3 buttons, the one on the top is to take off, the one on the left_inner is to go left_inner and the one on the right is to go right."
The soldiers nodded in understanding. But one soldier raised his hand and asked " But sir, how will we get down?"
The instuctor replied "Oh! Leave that to the Pakistanis".

Amitabh bachchan - aap kisko lekar ghumne jaana pasand karenge, crore rupiya jeetne ke baad?

A. b - arre bhai hamara bhi yeh armaan hai.

Contestant - koi baat nahin, main jaya ji se kaam chala loonga.

Laloo talks to his son, "I want you to marry a girl of my choice ". Son: "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo: "But the girl is Ambani’s daughter." Son: "Well, in that case..."
Next Laloo approaches Ambani, "I have a husband for your daughter." Ambani: "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo: "But this young man is a vice president of the World Bank."
Ambani: "Ah, in that case..." Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Laloo: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice president."
President: "But I already have more vice presidents than I need."
Laloo: "But this young man is Ambani’s son-in-law." President: "Ah, in that case..."

Ramesh: a drunkard won 25 lakhs in crorepati (kbc)
Suresh: so, we call him, ‘quarter-pati’

Laloo to a long-distance telephone operator: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS? "
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE, SIR..."
Laloo: "THANK YOU", AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR? "
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime,
Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Laloo brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims. "YOU ARE A FOOL".
Laloo replies. "SEE THIS CARTOON, IT more...