Hindi Jokes / Recent Jokes

Girl: If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungiBoy: Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know per formality to karni hi padegi.

Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: “What are you searching for? ”
Santa: “Hidden camera! ”
Jasmeet: “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here? ”
Santa: “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that? ”

Hindi translations of English titles continue to be fabricated for the sheer fun they provide.
We were familiarised with the All India Lawn Tennis Tournament as Akhil Bharatiya Ghaas Phoos Gaindballa Muthbhed.
An equally amusing rendering in Hindi of a game of ping pong is Batti kay neechay, takht kay oopar, idhar say thakaa-thak, udhar say thakaa-thak.

Behind a three-wheeler in Delhi was the following message:
Hey dost, Bhagwan say maut dilaa dey; Ya Bhagwan sey kah roz pilaadey Friend, ask God to grant me death I pray Or tell Him to give me a drink everyday.

Dad: The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.
Son: But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.

A man saw his friend limping badly as he came towards him. "Yaar, how did you come by this injury to your leg?"
"I did not have enough to drink," replied the other.
"That does not make any sense! How can you hurt yourself by not having enough to drink?"
"Very simple," replied his friend, "if I had been really and fully drunk, I would have fallen down at the theyka. As I was half drunk, I tried to walk home, fell into a ditch and sprained my foot."

Teacher: ‘A’ for?
Student: Apple! !!
Teacher: Jor se bolo…
Student: JAI MATA DI