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Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

There was three guys walking down a street.
One was a Christian, the second was a Muslim and the third was a Hindu. They heard a startling noise as they turned around, they realized that there was a flood and it was coming right for them. So what do they do they start to pray.
The christian guy said, "Jesus oh Father I need your help please save me."
So he was saved.
The Muslim guy started to pray, "Oh Allah I need your help please save me."
So he was saved.
Then the hindu guy said ok they were saved and they only have one god, and I have soo many I will be saved faster than them.
So the Hindu guy prayed, "Oh Mata Ji, and "

Once upon a time, there was one english man was walking. Suddenly he saw one morron, hindu and a muslim. He asked hindu "what is your favourite flower" hindu replied "lotus" "ha, i clean my shit with that" "chameli" replied muslim "ha i clean my shit with that" he asked morron "what is your favourite flower" "cactus"

A Hindu devotee asked God, represented by the multi-armed Lord Narayana, this question. "My dear Lord," he said. "I understand that you have innumerable inconceivable potencies, but out of all of them the energy of light seems to be the most amazing. Light pervades the spiritual world, it illuminates the material universes, and life is impossible without it."
He continued, "I would like to know how you make it work."
"Oh, that's easy," was the reply. "Many hands make light work."

A Hindu Priest, a Rabbi and a Lawyer were all traveling together and came upon an Inn with only two available rooms. The Innkeeper said that one of them must volunteer to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu volunteered but two minutes later there was a knock at the door. The Hindu Priest said "I can not sleep in the barn because there is a cow there."
The Rabbi then volunteered to sleep in the barn. Two minutes later there was another knock at the door. The Rabbi returned saying "I can not sleep in the barn because there is a pig in there."
The lawyer then volunteered to sleep in the barn. Two minutes later there was a knock at the door. It was the cow and the pig.

There was three guys walking down a street.
One was a Christian, the second was a Muslim and the third was a Hindu. They heard a startling noise as they turned around, they realized that there was a flood and it was coming right for them. So what do they do they start to pray.
The christian guy said, "Jesus oh Father I need your help please save me."
So he was saved.
The Muslim guy started to pray, "Oh Allah I need your help please save me."
So he was saved.
Then the hindu guy said ok they were saved and they only have one god, and I have soo many I will be saved faster than them.
So the Hindu guy prayed, "Oh Mata Ji, and "

One day 2 muslims and hindues they ware walking in the street and contending with each other whoes allmighty is exist in this earth. The Muslim believes that "Allah" is onely one there is no other allmighty after that.But the Hindu believe that their (vogoman) is existing in the world and no other allmighty is there.Than they decided one thing that, both they will prove whoes allmighty is the best.Then they subscribed to high building.
The Muslim said: If your "vogoman" is true than jump down from there and see whether you get back with life or not .
The Hindu said: OK than he jumped down from the high building with the name of her allmighty(vagoman)but coincidently he got back with life, than the Muslim became confused who is true .
Now the time for muslim to jump*
The Muslim, ok: He got ready and set up his mind to jump down.Before jump he called her allmighty but withen this time he also prayed to (vogoman)in silent, (hai (vogoman) you might also more...