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Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it aint somethin yew can pick up overnight.

One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests, "Let's name our Larrys after a soda pop, because I'm tired of getting my Larry mixed up with your Larry, and her Larry mixed up with your Larry."
The other two ladies agree.
The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna name my Larry 7-Up because he has 7 inches and it's always up!"
The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives. Then, the second lady says, "I'm gonna name my Larry Mountain Dew because he can mount and do me any day of the week."
Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other more high fives.
The third lady then says, "You know, those two Larrys were good, but I'm gonna name my Larry, Jack Daniels."
The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels? That's not a soda pop... that's a hard liquor!"
The third lady bursts out, "That's my Larry!!"

One evening, three women are having a few drinks at the bar, when one of them says, "Why don't we name our Sams after a soda pop. I'm really getting tired of getting my Sam mixed up with your Sam, and her Sam mixed up with your Sam."
The other two women agree that this sounds like a very good idea.
The first woman says, "I think I'll name my Sam 7-Up because he has 7 inches and it's always up!"
The three women hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives.
Then, the second woman says, "Ok then, I'm going to name my Sam Mountain Dew because he can mount and do me any day of the week."
Again, the three of them hoot and holler and slap each other another high five.
Then, the third woman says, "You know, those two were good, but I'm going to name my Sam Jack Daniels."
The other two women shout in unison, "Jack Daniels? That's not a soda pop... that's a hard liquor!"
Grinning, the third woman exclaims, more...