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1970: Long Hair
2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high
2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund1970: KEG
2000: EKG1970: Acid Rock
2000: Acid Reflux1970: Moving to California because it's cool
2000: Moving to California because it's warm1970: Growing pot
2000: Growing pot belly1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor1970: Seeds and stems
2000: Roughage1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel
2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity1970: Paar
2000: AARP1970: Killer weed
2000: Weed killer1970: Hoping for a BMW
2000: Hoping for a BM1970: The Grateful Dead
2000: Dr. Kevorkian1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint
2000: Getting a new hip joint1970: Rolling Stones
2000: Kidney stones1970: Being called into the more...

Girls are in the shower for at least an hour.
Incredibly guys can take a shower in 5 minutes.
Very beautiful girls are seldom intelligent.
Even blond guys have some brains.
Married women marry hoping their guy will change.
Every man marries hoping their wife wont change.
Pretty girls can usually get what they want.
Unlike good looking guys who still have to suffer.
Some girls are actually great relationship material.
Some guys cant find those girls.

What do you call someone who just came from SriLanka?
A FOB!
What do you call someone who just came from SriLanka who
sneeked?
A REF!
How do you know your SriLankan?
-You Smell of Curey!
- (for guys) wear the same
colourful outfits you bought tring to please all the girls
- You have a Big Afro!
- You don't go to school, just visit hoping you'd get a girl
-(for girls)
- You wear your hair in a big puff
- you put on Fair and Lovely hoping you'd look like a
movie star to impress your Afro Headed Crush!
- You wear red lipstick!
- You wear bright shirts and skirts hoping you'd match and
fit in with the rest of the world!
Lastly
(general)
- Hope to get a good education by marrying someone rich,
robing a bank and killing people cauz your in the KK Kannan Group
or something like that!
Most Srilankan are Losers..... except for the onces in University! hahahhaha
and Respect more...