Huey Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Huey!
Huey who?
Huey too much!

A guy walks into a bar with his 3 ducks, puts them each on a stoll and asks the bar tender to watch them while he goes outside and uses the payphone. the bar tender agrees and the guy walks outside. thinking he would be polite the bar tender walked up to the first duck and said "whats your name little fella?" the duck replies "my name is huey" the bar tender then asks "and how are you today huey?" huey replies "im great ive been in and out of puddles all day" the bar tender then moves on to the second duck and asks the same questions. the duck replies "my name is luey and ive been n and out of puddles all day too." the bar tender mover on to the third duck, thinks for a while and says "let me guess, your name is duey, youve had a great day and youve been in and out of puddles all day too?" the duck looks at him and says "no my name is puddles and ive had a shit of a day"

A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them: “Ah, you’re lovely, aren’t you? ” she says to the first dog. “What’s your name? ” To her surprise, the dog actually answers her, “My name’s Huey, and I’ve had a great day going in and out of puddles. ”
Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next dog. “And what’s your name then? ” Again, unbelievably, the 2nd dog answers her, “My name’s Lewy, and I’ve had a great day going in and out of puddles. ” And so she moves on to the last dog. “Let me guess, ” she says. “your name’s Dewy, and you’ve had a great day going in and out of puddles. ”
“No, ” replies the last dog. “My name’s Puddles, and I’ve had an awful day! ”

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the first duck, "What's your name?""Huey," replies the duck. "So, how's your day been?""Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day." The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?" "Duey," replies the duck."So, how's your day been?" "Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day." The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?" The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."

A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them: "Ah, you're lovely, aren't you?" she says to the first dog. "What's your name?" To her surprise, the dog actually answers her, "My name's Huey, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles."
Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next dog. "And what's your name then?" Again, unbelievably, the 2nd dog answers her, "My name's Lewy, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles." And so she moves on to the last dog. "Let me guess," she says. "your name's Dewy, and you've had a great day going in and out of puddles."
"No," replies the last dog. "My name's Puddles, and I've had an awful day!"