Puddles Jokes

Five toads arrived at the Heaven's Gates. The man in charge asked for each toad's name and what they had been doing.
The first gave his name and said he had been going in and out of puddles. The man let him through the gate.
He interrogated the next three toads and all three too said they had been going in and out of puddles. Since there was nothing wrong, the man let them all in.
Then he reached the last toad. She was a pretty one, in toad's sense, and when asked what her name was, she replied, "Puddles."

This guy walks into a bar. He is carrying three ducks and he places them
on the bar. He has a few drinks with his mate and then has to go to the
toilet. The other guy is left with the ducks and decides to make conversation.
"What's your name?" he asks the first duck. "Huey" came the answer.
"So how's your day been?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a great time. Been
in and out of puddles all day." The man says "oh. Good"
He then says to the second duck. "Hi. And what's your name?" "Dewey"
came the answer. "So how's your day been?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a
great time. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I had another day,
I'd do it all over again"
So then the guy turns to the third duck and says "So, you must be Louie".
the duck replies "No. My name is Puddles and I've had a bloody awful day"
Brian

A duck walks into a bar. He looks like the happiest duck in the world. The bartender asks, "Why are you so happy today?"
The duck replies, "I've been playing in puddles all day." The duck proceeds to order a beer and enjoy it at the bar.
A little while later another duck walks in the bar. He looks like the second happiest duck in the world. The bartender asks, "Why are you so happy today?"
The duck gives the bartender the same answer, "I've been playing in puddles all day." This duck also orders a beer and enjoys it at the bar.
A third duck enters the bar, the total opposite of the first two ducks. He looks like the saddest duck in the world. The bartender asks the duck, "What's wrong with you?"
The duck replies, "My name is Puddles and I've had a terrible day."

A guy walks into a bar with his 3 ducks, puts them each on a stoll and asks the bar tender to watch them while he goes outside and uses the payphone. the bar tender agrees and the guy walks outside. thinking he would be polite the bar tender walked up to the first duck and said "whats your name little fella?" the duck replies "my name is huey" the bar tender then asks "and how are you today huey?" huey replies "im great ive been in and out of puddles all day" the bar tender then moves on to the second duck and asks the same questions. the duck replies "my name is luey and ive been n and out of puddles all day too." the bar tender mover on to the third duck, thinks for a while and says "let me guess, your name is duey, youve had a great day and youve been in and out of puddles all day too?" the duck looks at him and says "no my name is puddles and ive had a shit of a day"

...and the bartender came over to the first duck and says:
"what's your name and what've you been doing" the duck says " my names Heuie and I've been jumping in puddles", then the bartender goes over to the second duck and asks, what's your name and what've you been doing", the second duck says "my names Duie and I've been jumping in puddles", then the bartender goes over to the last duck and says "don't tell me your name is Louie and you've been jumping in puddles" the duck replies: "no, my names Puddles and I've been having a bad day"!!!