Humor Jokes / Recent Jokes
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. Shes very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
Steve wrote home. Im glad you named me Steve, he said in the letter. Why? asked his mother in her reply. Because thats what all the kids at camp call me, he wrote back.
Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band.- Yes, it is a quartet.- How many are you?- We are three.- Three?- Me and my brother.- You have a brother?- No, why do you ask?
Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out. They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the teacher goes to him and asks why he didnt join others and he says "let them fight they forgot I have the keys"
The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said Dont climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, dont come running to me!
A young man was strolling down a street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldnt. Then he spotted a hole in the wood. He put his eye to the hole. He just managed to spy some old people sitting in deckchairs chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and poked him in the eye. As he staggered back, the old people started chanting, "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..."