Hypochondriacs Jokes / Recent Jokes

OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that wayOLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD HOMEBREWERS never die, they just ferment awayOLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADEDOLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just imagine itOLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just lose their grippeOLD IMMORTALS [vampires, whatever] never die, they just...don'tOLD INTERPRETERS (for the deaf) never die, they just sign offOLD INVESTORS never die, they just roll overOLD JOKES never die, they just get retold by the youngOLD JOURNALISTS never die, they just get de-pressedOLD KAYAKERS never die, they just roll back over, and do it againOLD KEY PUNCH OPERATORS never die, they just punch outOLD KIDS never die, they just adulterate