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A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?" The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500, 000." The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500, 000?" The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!" The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said' Hell yes I would!'" The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500, 000." The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your principal for $500, 000?" The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!" He returns to his father: "Dad, she said' Hell yes I would!'" The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but more...

A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically... so he asked his dad.
His dad said, "Well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000.
He went and asked and came back and said, "She said yes".
"Well", said the dad, "Go ask your sister the same question."
He did and came back and said,
"She said yes."
And the dad said, "Now go ask your brother the same thing."
He did and came back and said, "He said yes too!"
And the dad said, "Well hypothetically we're sitting on three million dollars, realistically we're living with 2 whores and a fag!

A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically... so he asked his dad.His dad said, "Well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000.He went and asked and came back and said, "She said yes"."Well", said the dad, "Go ask your sister the same question."He did and came back and said, "She said yes."And the dad said, "Now go ask your brother the same thing."He did and came back and said, "He said yes too!"And the dad said, "Well hypothetically we're sitting on three million dollars, realistically we're living with 2 whores and a fag!

A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically... so he asked his dad. His dad said, "Well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1, 000, 000. He went and asked and came back and said, "She said yes"." Well", said the dad, "Go ask your sister the same question." He did and came back and said, "She said yes." And the dad said, "Now go ask your brother the same thing." He did and came back and said, "He said yes too!"And the dad said, "Well hypothetically we're sitting on three million dollars, realistically we're living with 2 whores and a fag!

One day a boy comes home from school and says, "dad I need to know the meaning of hypothetically and realistically for school." so the father replies, "go ask your mother if she would sleep with a man for 1 million dollars." so the little boy goes and asks and sure enough she says yes. his dad says ok now go ask your sister if she would sleep with a man for a million dollars. so he does and sure enough she says yes. so the father says, you see son hypothetically we are sitting on 2 million dollars but realistically we are living with a couple of whores."