Iced Jokes

At a resort, a guy walks up to an older fellow who is sitting in the sun, sipping iced tea.

Young guy says, "Hey, how about a round of golf?"

"Nah," the older fellow replies, "tried it once, didn''t like it."

"Well, how about a swim? It''ll be more refreshing that your iced tea there."

"Nah," the older fellow responds, "tried it once, didn''t like it."

"Young guy says, "Well, how about a game of tennis?"

"Naw, tried it once and didn''t like it. But my son will be here soon. He''s usually up for a game or two."

Young guy replies, "Your only child I presume?"

The beautiful young blonde goes to a soda machine at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. She arrives just before a businessman. She opens her purse and put in 50 cents, pushes a Diet Pepsi button, and out comes a Diet Pepsi. She puts it on a counter by the machine and reaches back into her purse. She pulls out a dollar and puts it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushes the button for Dr. Pepper and out comes a Dr. Pepper and 50 cents change. She takes the 50 cents change and puts it in the machine, pushes the Lipton Iced Tea button, and out comes a Lipton’s Iced Tea. As she reaches into her purse again, the businessman who has been waiting patiently for several minutes says, “Excuse me, but are you done yet? ” She looks at him and indignantly replies, “Well Duhhh!!! I’m still winning. ”

One day Bill Gates died and went to heaven.

When he got there he met God.

God said "Where do you want to go Heaven or Hell?"

Bill Gates said, "Can I have a look at them first?"

So God showed him Heaven and there were all people in white drinking wine a playing harps and all the walls were white.

Next God took him to Hell. Bill Gates saw a beautiful beach with gorgeous women in colorful bikinis, all the iced beer a person could drink and everyone was splashing in the water and having fun.

Bill Gates choose Hell.


A few weeks later God went to visit Bill in Hell where he was to tied to a rock and the devils were surronding him and he screamed to God: "When you let me look at Hell, it was full of gorgeous women, iced beer and fun. What happened??!!?"

God replied, "Oh that? It was only a demo".

At a resort, a fellow walks up to an older fellow who is sitting
in the sun, sipping iced tea.
Younger guy says - "Hey, you gonna just sit around all day? How
about it if you join me for a round of golf."
"Nah," the older fellow replies, "tried it once, didn't like it."
"Well then," younger fellow asks "how about a swim? It might be
just as refreshing as your iced tea there."
"Nah," the older fellow responds, "tried it once, didn't like it.
But if you're game for tennis, my son will be here soon and is
usually up for a game or two - you might want to play with him."
Younger fellow replies: "Your only child I presume?"
Rob Peck

Which kind of ink do you put in your computers printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didnt want to mention it.