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90 percent of people in Idaho say, "Oh shit!" when in a car wreck, The other ten percent say, "Hold my beer and watch this shit!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
Idaho'd the whole garden but I was tired!

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you - or holding you in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown - if they're nude.(Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)
In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!
The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is more...

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you - or holding you in his arms.Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown - if they're nude.(Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds! The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each more...

It's illegal to hunt from the back of an animal.Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. You may not fish on a camel's back. Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Boise: Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back. Coeur d' Alene: If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car. Idaho Falls, Idaho: If you're 88 years of age or older, it's illegal for you to ride your motorcycle.Pocatello: A law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view" Pocatello: A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.

What the hell is going on with the GOP? A US Senator and a Governor have admitted to cheating on their wives? Whatever happened to the good-ole-days of Rep. Mark Foley and Sen. Larry Craig?
Now these a-hole Republicans have gone back to having sex....... WITH WOMEN!!!
Thanks for effin' up our punchlines!!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida her face, She's too ugly! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida know why I love you like I do! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ida!
Ida who?
Idaho, not Ida-who, can't you say it! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ida!
Ida who?
It's not Ida who, it's Idaho! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida know. Sorry! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida terrible time getting here! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida bought another knocker if I were you! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Idaho!
Idaho who?
Idaho'd the whole garden but I was tired!