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Due to mounting pressure Senator Larry Craig is announcing his retirement. I thought mounting pressure is what got him in trouble in the first place?

...By tapping his left foot twice and swiping his outstretched thumb in a rearward direction, the universally recognized sign for "I have to be going now."

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Idaho!
Idaho who?
Idaho'd the whole garden but I was tired!

In North Carolina, it is against the law to use elephants to plow cotton fields.
In New York City, one is forbidden from shooting rabbits from the back end of a Third Avenue streetcar when it is moving.
In Kansas, people cannot shoot rabbits while in a motorboat.
In Statesville, North Carolina, it is against the law to race rabbits in the streets.
In Tuscumbia, Alabama, no more than eight rabbits can reside on the same block.
A law in Detroit, Michigan, prohibits crocodiles from being tied to a fire hydrant.
Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, New York.
In Baltimore, Maryland, it is necessary to document any services performed by a jackass.
In Ohio, it is against the law to set a fire under your mule if it balks.
In Arkansas, if your 2-year-old mule runs wild and is unclaimed within 2 days, anyone may castrate the animal.
In Marshalltown, Iowa, a horse will be breaking the law if it eats a fire more...

Senator Larry Craig's lawyer, William Martin, said his client only pleaded guilty in a sex sting because he was under extreme stress from journalists.

"It was like he couldn't even go to the bathroom without being approached," said Martin.

One night, the Potatofamily sat down to dinner. Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have anannouncement to make." "And what might thatbe?" said Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes. "Well," repliedthe daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!" The other daughterssquealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! Andwho are you marrying, Eldest daughter?" "I'm marrying aRusset!" "A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride. "Oh, a Russetis a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!" As the family shared in theeldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother, I too, have anannouncement." "And what might thatbe?" asked Mother Potato. Not knowing quite how tobegin, the middle daughter paused, then said with more...

Former US Sen. Larry Craig has opened a consulting firm. Offices will be opened in most US airport bathrooms.