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The San Antonio Spurs beat the Wizards to wrap up a 19-day road trip. The players have been away from home for so long they can't even remember what their illegitimate children look like. That’s just a joke. They never remember what their illegitimate children look like.

A japanese couple have illegitimate twins, what do they name them?
Answer: jo hua, so hua