Imagining Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: What should you do if you are imagining that you are in a jungle and that a lion is chasing you?

A: Stop Imagining

Hillary Clinton is showing signs of mental exhaustion from her long, hard campaign. She's imagining being shot at in Bosnia, imagining Obama being shot before the Democratic Convention, imagining shooting herself repeatedly in the foot...oh, wait-- that actually happened.

Interview: imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: simple, stop imagining.