Impaired Jokes / Recent Jokes

Genetically discriminating - racistGeological correction - earthquakeGerontologically advanced - oldGovernment employee - stupidGrammatically challenged - one who has difficulties with grammar or (by extension) punctuation or spellingGravitationally challenged - fatHorizontally challenged - thinHorizontally gifted - fatIn denial - unaware that forgetting something obviously proves it happened in recovery - drunk/junkieIntellectually impaired - stupidLaw enforcement officer - policemanLiving impaired - deadMaintenance hole - man-holeMale gender biased - prefers men who shave their chestsMechanically challenged - broken down automobileMelanin-impoverished - whiteMetabolically challenged - deadMicroslothically challenged - windows userMonetarily challenged - poorMorally (ethically) challenged - a crookMorally handicapped - someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zoneMotivationally dispossessed - lazyMusically delayed - tone deafNasally disadvantaged - really big more...