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Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN: What is this?
CIRCUIT: Bread India
Circuit then opens the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN: What is this?
CIRCUIT: Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Circuit lets out a huge fart!
The Englishman is offended and in shock asks...
ENGLISHMAN: What was that?
CIRCUIT: Air India
In Mumbai Thursday, the father, mother and son of Ayub Kolsawala, one of those held in Amsterdam after an incident on a flight to India.
PARIS, Aug. 24 - Dutch authorities said Thursday that they were releasing all 12 passengers arrested on Wednesday after they aroused susp*cion on a Northwest Airlines flight to India and it made an emergency landing in Amsterdam.
The men, all Indian citizens or of Indian descent, had aroused the susp*cion of the crew and several federal air marshals when they began using and passing around cellphones soon after takeoff from Amsterdam, and ignored orders to keep their seat belts on and stay in their seats.
In a related story, Sprint tech support had over one-hour waits since 12 of their employees were unable to get to work.
Once Rabdi, Lalu, Atalbihari & Sonia Gandhi Were Sailing In A Boat. If The Boat Drowns, Who Will Survive?
A. India Will Survive
A Foreigner Comes To India. He Likes It And Decides To Spend The Rest Of His Life In India.
One Day He Thougth That He Should Learn Hindi, So He Went To A Hindi Teacher
Teacher: Repeat After Me
Foreigner: Ok
Teacher: Maine Kiya
Foreigner: Maaaaaaaaaaame Kiyo
Teacher: Manoranjan Ke Liye
Foreigner: Maaanoraanjan Kee Liyee
Teacher: Jaldi Chalo
Foreigner: Jaaldi Chaaloo
Then The Foreigner Comes Back To His House In The Way And There Was A Murder Of A Person And The Police Arrived.
Police: Kisne Kiya
Foreigner: Mane Kiya, Mane Kiya!!
Police: Kyuonn Kiya?
Foreigner: Manoranjan Ke Liye
Police: Police Station Chalo
Foreigner: Jaldi Chalo
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN: What is this?
CIRCUIT: Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN: What is this?
CIRCUIT: Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks …
ENGLISHMAN: What is that?
CIRCUIT: Air India
Late Thursday, the Senate overwhelmingly approved a bill allowing the United States to send nuclear fuel and technology to India.
If experience with Iraq and Iran is any indicator, it’ll only be about twenty years before we have to bomb India to get them back.
Fortunately, there were no embarrassing moments at this dinner unlike a few years ago when George Bush asked India's prime minister how he would like his steak cooked.