Inevitable Jokes

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Change is inevitable except from vending machines.

Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.

Death and taxes are inevitable; at least death doesn't get worse every year.

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. --Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair Identical parts aren't. --Beach's Law Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. --Anthony's Law of the Workshop Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come. -- Tussman's Law If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. --Lowery's Law The solution to a problem changes the problem. --Peer's Law There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance. --William's Law Machines should work. People should think. --IBM's Pollyanna Principle The most ineffective workers shall be moved systematically to the place where they can do the least damage. --The Dilbert Principle The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. --Ehrlich's Law It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry. --Ralph's Observation If you tell the boss you were more...