Inexpensive Jokes

When taking a body out to Jersey, use mass transit.

Every time you kill a guy, put a nickel in a jar.

Tap into nearly endless supply of cheap Mexican hit-men.

Make threatening phone calls after 11pm, when rates are lowest.

When you whack two or three guys, stuff them in same trunk and carpool it.

Inexpensive pinkie ring substitute: Plastic tab-pull from half gallon of orange juice.

Fire pricey nickname consultants -- everyone is either "Fat Tony" or "Knuckles."

Pasta is very inexpensive and very filling.

Forget expensive car bombs--just sneak up behind the guy and yell, "Ker-pow!"

Limit yourself to ten "fugeddaboudits" a day.