"Top Ten Organized Crime Money Savings Tips" joke
When taking a body out to Jersey, use mass transit.
Every time you kill a guy, put a nickel in a jar.
Tap into nearly endless supply of cheap Mexican hit-men.
Make threatening phone calls after 11pm, when rates are lowest.
When you whack two or three guys, stuff them in same trunk and carpool it.
Inexpensive pinkie ring substitute: Plastic tab-pull from half gallon of orange juice.
Fire pricey nickname consultants -- everyone is either "Fat Tony" or "Knuckles."
Pasta is very inexpensive and very filling.
Forget expensive car bombs--just sneak up behind the guy and yell, "Ker-pow!"
Limit yourself to ten "fugeddaboudits" a day.
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