Inlet Jokes

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to shower naked. You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. M. on Thursdays. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. It is illegal to skateboard without a license. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail. It is against the city ordinance to hang your more...

Harley Davidson dies, and goes to heaven.
One day, he finds himself talking to God.
God says "You know Harley, I really like you bikes.
There was only one thing wrong with them - the inlet was too close
to the exhaust."
Harley replied "I couldn't find any way around that, though
I notice that you had the same problem with women, you know, inlet
to close to the exhaust."
God gets pretty angry at this, and snaps back
"I bet more people rode my model than yours!"