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Late one night at the insane asylum, one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another patient asked, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "Because God told me!"Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did NOT!"

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!"

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

An inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he didn't want anything special. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing. It went on like this all day. Finally when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold. "No," the inmate said, "just get it over with." "Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?" said the guard. "You didn't even want a special last meal!" The inmate thought. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions." The guard nodded and told him to go ahead. The inmate started, "One billion bottles of beer on the more...

An inmate who escaped was promptly captured, but he returned to the prison with HIV. When asked how he had contracted the virus, he stated "when I attempted to swim across the river to escape, I was hit by a ferry"

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, “I am Napoleon! ”
Another one said, “How do you know? ”
The first inmate said, “God told me! ”
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, “I did NOT!!! ”

No, the judge said to a 23 -year old Nebraska prison inmate Jonathan L. Thomas who requested his name be changed to ’Sinner’. When the judge asked the convict why he requested the name change the prisoner replied, “ because I'm tired of being called Shirley.”