Intelligent Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do you call an intelligent blonde? A yellow Labrador Retriever.
How do you know when a man's going to say something intelligent? He starts his sentence with ''A woman told me...''
SON:' Dad, who is more intelligent - a father or a son?'
Father:' Father, of course.'
Son:' No, it's the son who is more intelligent.'
Father:' And how is that?'
Son:' Okay, who discovered the steam engine?'
Father:' James Watt.'
Son:' Why not his dad?'
Banta returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." dad, today we had a spelling class - all the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but i knew the whole thing. Is that because i am sardar?"
"no son, that's because you are intelligent. "
The opinion of the intelligent is better than the certainty of the ignorant.
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a black haired woman.The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.