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The President planned a news conference this week to try to calm the jitters of the investors over Wall Street's antics. He had planned to have a lot of charts and graphs to show everything was alright.
The session had to be canceled though. Seems Chelsa took all the crayons in the White House with her when she went away to college.

The President planned a news conference this week to try to calm the jitters of the investors over Wall Street's antics. He had planned to have a lot of charts and graphs to show everything was alright.
The session had to be canceled though. Seems Chelsa took all the crayons in the White House with her when she went away to college.

Reportedly heard on the Financial News Network yesterday.
New issue bonds by the government just came out:
Dole BondNo interest
Clinton BondNo principal
Gingrich BondNo maturity
Forbes BondNo taxes (for qualifying investors)
Buchanon BondOnly Americans can collect (foreign investors welcome)
Heidi Fleiss BondGuaranteed high interest until withdrawal but substantial penalty for early withdrawal