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Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible. Psychiatrist: What!...who said that?

NEW AUSSIE SLANG DICTIONARY, 2002 AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BADLY PACKED KEBAB
A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia
BEER COAT
The invisible, but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze
cruise at 3 in the morning.
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a
booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live,
how you got there, and where you've come from.
BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
BUDGIE'S TONGUE or SMALL MAN IN A BOAT, or TONGUE PUNCHBAG The female erection.
DOUBLE BASS
A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her
Budgie's tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing the double bass more...

One day, Superman was sweeping through town and saw Catwoman lying on the beach naked. he thought to himself. Well i havent goten any lately, so maybe Ill just do my thing and be gone before she notices.
So Superman does his thing and leaves.
What was that? said Catwoman.
I dont know, but my ass sure hurts! says the Invisible Man.