Iran Jokes / Recent Jokes

President Obama is sending a women's badminton team to Iran this week. It's less expensive than soldiers, and more offensive to the Iranian government.

A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes. In related news, President Obama will be dispatching Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Pamela Anderson to Iran to destroy its nuclear facilities.

Iranian president Ahmadinejad spoke at Columbia University in New York.
You know who’s got to really hate this? The former president of Harvard. All he did was say women aren’t as good at math as men are, and he got fired. He recently told the media, “I make a sexist comment, and I lose my job. Columbia’s Chancellor invites a Jew-hating despot to talk on campus, and nothing happens to him. You do the math…because I can’t get it to add up. Now I know what chicks feel like.”

In defiance of the UN, Iran opened its first nuclear reactor on Saturday. Iran's President Ahmadinejad insists the reactor will be used for peaceful purposes, like curing the world of Jews.

I can't say for sure there were any voting irregularites but Ahmadinejad got the gay and Jewish vote.