Jackson Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?
A: Which one's mommy?

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room?
A: He was choking on a small bone!

Whatdo micheal jackson and walmart have in common?
They both have little boys pants half off.

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: Did you know they're putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.

whats the difference between buzz aldrin and michael jackson?
buzz aldrin walked on the moon, michaeljackson chains up little boys and fucks them up the arse until they bleed and scream " ah-hoo-hoo ( michael jackson noise)"