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Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Nixon?
A: One was a consummate asshole, the other a consummated asshole.
Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)-In what legal observers are already calling a landmark decision in the case of Jackson v. California, the California Supreme Court has recognized for the first time a constitutional right to chicken done right.The high court held that under the the due process clause and the constitutional prohibition of cruel and unusual punishment, Joseph Jackson, a prisoner at the California Men's Correctional Institue at Camarillo, is entitled to food "of fair average quality," or "comparable to the fare at a modest restaurant or fast-food chain."Mr. Jackson had complained of the poor quality of the prison kitchen's Coq au Vin....
Here's a gross one:What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds? They both stick their beef between 9 year old buns.
A passenger pulled a knife and chased a fellow passenger on a Miami bus after the two argued over whether Michael Jackson should be remembered as a great musical talent. The victim was asked by police "Are you ok?", and was later told that he had just got struck by a smooth criminal.
Rumours are going around dat posh an michael jackson is having an affair
michael jackson denies this because he was in brooklyn at the time
Top Ten MTV Video Music Award Categories Michael Jackson is Nominated In
10. Best editing of facial features
9. Outstanding performance in ongoing police investigation
8. Weirdest male artist
7. Weirdest female artist
6. Best performance in a black and white video by artist who isn't really either
5. New video by guy with a brother named Tito
4. Best singer who talks just like Mike Tyson
3. Least life-like nose
2. Best acting in a marriage
1. Best new face
Iowa State fair organizers have announced they have made a statue of Michael Jackson entirely in butter. Ironically, much like his face, the butter will eventually melt.