Jackson Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught on fire?A: He "Beat-it!"
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A: A fridge doesn't toot after you take your meat out of it!
Q: What do any of the Mets have in common with Michael Jackson?A: They all wear one glove for no apparent reason.
Q: Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads?
A: Because he likes the taste of a new generation.
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson marrying Lisa-Marie Presley?A: If Elvis were dead, he'd turn over in his grave.
Q: What was the big break in the Michael Jackson molestation case?
A: A doctor did a rectal exam of one of the boys bringing charges and found
... a white glove.