Jackson Jokes / Recent Jokes
There are reports that God fainted like 13 year old school girl from excitement when Michael Jackson arrived at the pearly gates. Mr. Jackson has several concerts schedule including a birthday party in December!
RIP MJ
Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?
A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners.
Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of Michael Jackson?Michael Jackson has had more noses.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with, and you carry your groceries in in the other one.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal Mart?
A: Because he heard that boys pants were half off.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a microwave?
A: A microwave won't brown your meat!