Jackson Jokes / Recent Jokes
Jackson is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is this gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward Jackson. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back."Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you."They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterward, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning.The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. Jackson is amazed. Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?""No," she replies. "You just more...
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. Because there were lil boys on the other side =)
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".
Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Baltimore Orioles have in common?
A: They both walk around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?
Yup, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the 3-year-olds!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson.
If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest!
Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?
A: By all the Big Wheels parked in his driveway.
And finally, I found out why Michael has cut down on public appearances...
He wants to more...
Q. why did micheal jackson go to the once upon a child store? a. because he heard boys pants were half off.
Q. why did michle jackson get food poisoning
A. he ate a 10 yr. old weiner