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What is Michael Jackson's favorite Theme Park?
Whichever one has the most kids that day.
More Jesse news... Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to thepopulation for my act of copulation. I gave in to temptation, for the anticipation of sexual gratification, that I could not obtain through masturbation, resulted in my fornication. I accepted her invitation, and provided her with excitation, stimulation, penetration, replication, and liberation. She provided lubrication (to avoid inflammation) and I wore condoms to avoid contamination. She cried for duplication but I insisted upon termination, in spite her fascination with variation. This has caused me great aggravation, and the agitation and provocation of the media has resulted in my humiliation, denigration, and degradation. My wife is considering castration, whichwould require my hospitalization. Pray that this matter will find culmination in my sanctification and rehabilitation so that more...
Q. What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. Why both slap thier meat between 4 year old buns.
Once a 40 year old man was stalking a 15 year old. The fifhteen year old was walking home one day, when the 40 year old man jumped out and grabbed her. He took her to his apartment. Then he tied her up to a chair, and asked her a question. The question was "will you marry me?"The fifhteen year old was shocked, she asked him a question. Her question was "are you one of those Micheal Jackson wannabes?"
Day1:one day this man's sone walked home from school and said daddy is god white or black then the daddy said he's both son
Day2:The little boy came home and asked his daddy is god a male or a female then his daddy said he's both son.
Day3:the little boy came home and asked his daddy another question and he said daddy does god love all children and his daddy said yes son.
Day4;the little boy came home and asked his daddy does god have all his children sleep in his bed with him and his daddy said yes son.
Day5:the little boy came home and asked his daddy, daddy is god michael jackson and his daddy did not respond
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed? When the big hand is on the little hand.
How does Michael Jackson know when his bedtime is?
When the big hand touches the little hand.