Jackson Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing". Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Baltimore Orioles have in common? A: They both walk around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason. Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together? Yup, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the 3-year-olds! Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest! Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party? A: By all the Big Wheels parked in his driveway. And finally, I found out why Michael has cut down on public appearances... He wants to spend more time with the kids!
Q. What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
A. They both have boys pants half off.
Q. What do Micheal Jackson and Burger King have in common?
A. They both stick thier meat in five year old buns.
A pilot, the President, Micheal Jackson, a librarian, and some kids are on a plane that is about to crash. There are just enough parachutes that one person must die.
The pilot says "Well, I'm the pilot so i have to live," so he jumps out with a parachute.
The President says "Well I'm the President and I have to run the country so i should live,"
"But what about the kids?" said the librarian.
"Screw the kids" said the President.
"I already did" said Micheal Jackson.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue.
•Did you hear about Michael Jackson and the Boyscouts?................. he's up to two packs a day!
•Recently Michael opened an amusement park............... you have to be at least 4 feet tall to ride Michael!
•After Michael's terrible breakup he started playing the field.......... the little league field! •Why are Michael Jackson's pants so short?.................. they're not his!
•What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?.................. 39 year old meat between 11 year old buns!