Jackson Family Jokes / Recent Jokes

Its been speculated, the critical turning point in Michael Jackson's career and life was the commercial for Pepsi.
With most people it's Coke...

Michael Jackson celebrated his 50th birthday Friday.
In related news, his nose turns 25.

Michael Jackson's spokeswoman has denied that the pop star has married his children's nanny, though she was silent on the equally popular rumor that he married his nanny's children.

Like Michael Jackson always said. "Live fast, die young, leave a vaguely vietnamese looking woman's corpse"

Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital. The maternity ward was immediately put on lockdown.

The Elephant Man called Joe Jackson today. He wanted to know if Michael's remains were still for sale?