Jackson Family Jokes / Recent Jokes

After much debate, Michael Jackson's final resting place was revealed. Jackson was buried alongside the 2009 New York Mets.

Sources say that Michael Jackson showed signs of IV drug use. Sure enough, he had marks on his arm, syringes in his house, and in the past year, he tripled his home run total.

Michael Jackson died of food poisoning!..it seems he got hold of some 10 year old nuts!

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.

Transformers, hide your children.

Due to the very high risk of someone trying to get into Michael Jackson's coffin, the Jackson family has decided to add a lock to Michael's coffin.
Due to the sex offender law in California it needs to be a child safety lock just in case.

This weekend in Los Angeles shots were fired at a party following the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.

The good news they were just warning shots to let everyone know Michael Jackson arrived.

When Michael Jackson heard that three 12-year-old boys won the Tony award for Billy Elliot,he's said to have Beat It furiously.