Jail Jokes / Recent Jokes

Santa: Jail ko "Hawalaat" kyu kehte hy? Banta: Kyu k jail me khane ko sirf

"Hawa" aur "Laat" hi milti hy.

Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. "Hey, Antonio," said Luigi, "Where you been for the past two weeks? No one seen you around." "Dona talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been inna jail." "Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been in jail?" "Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna dis beach, and the cops come, arrest me and throw me inna jail." "But dey dona throw you in jail just for lying onna da beach!", Luigi countered. "Yeah, but dis beach was screamin` and akickin` and ayellin`!"

A white guy, a Chinese guy, and a Hispanic guy are breaking out of jail. They get all the way to the top of a hill, and at the bottom there is a barbed wired fence. The white guy says,' O. k. whatever happens when you hit the ground DON'T SCREAM!' The white guy goes first, he breaks a leg, doesn't scream. The Chinese guy goes he breaks a arm, doesn't scream. Then the Hispanic guy goes, and screams his head off! The other two ask him why he screamed so he points at the fence and says,' Looky, looky, balls on hooky.'