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A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective, he wants both a written account and as many videos of her in any kind of compromising situations as the man can get.Two weeks later the detective calls the man and tells him he has all the evidence he needs. They make an appointment for a meeting. The two of them are sitting there watching the videos. The man sees his wife meeting another man, then the two of them are walking in the park laughing. Another series shows her with a different man laughing and dancing. All together, hewatches a dozen or so different activities, each with a different man, each time both she and the man are sharing obvious utter glee."Amazing," said the shocked husband, "simply amazing! I just can't believe it.""What can't you believe ?" asked the detective, "It's all right there for you to see, plus I have all the times and dates in my log.""I know, I know!" more...

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"

A bride and groom had just gotten married and they were at their wedding reception. In the brides culture, it was required for the bride to dance with the best man. Well after 4-5 dances, the groom got jealous and kicked the bride in-between her legs. She went to the hospital and the doctor asked, "What happened?" The best man said," I was dancing with the bride, and the groom got jealous and kicked her between the legs." "God, that must of hurt," replied the doctor. The best man said,"Tell me about it, he broke three of my fingers!"