Jenny Jokes / Recent Jokes

Jenny was complaining about her date to her girlfriend Emily, "The creep called me a slut" she huffed.
"Thats awful her friend exclaimed. What did you do?"
"I told him to get out of my bedroom," Jenny replied "and take his friend with him."

A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer "why doesn't your store have a name", the store manager says "I haven't thought of one yet but I think u can help me, what's your girlfriend's name." The guy says "Jenny" then the store owner says "What's do you like most about Jenny" and the guysays "her legs." So the store manager says "ok that's what we'll call my store Jenny's Legs. Here's a coupon come back tomorrow morning and you can have a free drink." And the man says "ok."The next day the man comes back to the store banging on the window yelling " where's my free drink, where's my free drink!" Then a police officer comesup to him and says "What are you doing?" and the guy says "I'm waiting for Jenny's Legs to open up."

Jenny McCarthy once attended a strict Catholic high school. "When I was going up to get my graduation diploma, there was no diploma inside it," she later recalled. "I had to go back and do detention in order to get my diploma." What did Jenny do to deserve a detention? "I was eating a brownie in the hallway."

A rather strict English teacher also had the responsibility of teaching "homemaking," as home economics used to be called. The teacher noticed a student carefully applying lipstick and powder, rather than doing her home ec lesson.
"Jenny," said the teacher, "you pay more attention to your makeup than you do to your homemaking lessons."
"Well, said Jenny, "before I can home make, I have to catch someone with whom."

Q: what do you call two lesbians floating down a river
A: Fur Traders
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating pussy?
A: When u are eating pussy you can still see the asshole in front of you!
Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A: "I'll see you next month."
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to change it, two to organize the potluck and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience
Q: Why don't fem lesbians go on dates?
A: Because it's hard to eat Jenny Craig when you've got Mary Kay on your face.
Q: Have you heard about the new lesbian tennis shoe called "Dyke"?
A: It has an extra long tongue and it only takes one finger to get it off!
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